Friday, 14 September 2007

Laser Eye Surgery

I've been contemplating my up and coming laser eye surgery if I decided to go ahead with it and there are a few phrases I really don't want to hear the surgeon say "Whoops" and "Oh Crap!"

2 comments:

Joe said...

Or "That's never happened before"

Or "I didn't realise the laser could even go that high!"

Or "I'll be back in a minute", followed by the sound of running.

You'll be fine! Probably.

Chris said...

How about...

"Set the phaser to stun I said!"

"Fire photon torpedos"

"What do yo mean that was supposed to be for his left eye?"

"oops, dropped my contact lens, don't worry, i can do this by feel"